Gary Faulkner, American Extraordinaire
Unfortunately Gary did not pass the first test of Chuck Norris’ “Osama Hunting 101.” The 40 inch sword and pistol were a dead give-away. All you need is the roundhouse kick. My advice to Gary: before your next escapade into Pakistan, get caught up on your Missing in Action and Delta Force.
So why hasn’t Chuck Norris gone hunting for Osama himself?
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. When was the last time anyone saw Osama?
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Totally unrelated to this post, but I had to tell you – I just finished Rage Company last night, and not only was it the best book on Iraq so far, it’s one of the best military memoirs I’ve ever read – and I’ve read alot of both. You just did a great job showing the grunt’s eye view of the war, and the larger operational context – I’ve never read a book that did this as well. The Awakening in Jalayba was dramatic, and surprising, and very satisfying. Thank you for writing it.
Thank you for taking the time to post the comment John. Semper Fi!